A Little Beer And . . .

Well I’m a self-medicated

Slightly over rated

Guitar man

And my ambition

Is to do more fishing

I’m a river man

I’m an old ballplayer

And my knees

Hell they’re shot

So I drink a little beer

And I smoke a little pot

I love family ladies

Kittens and babies

And big sunsets

And I don’t say never

I believe in forever

And few regrets

I’m grateful as hell

But I’ve earned what I got

So I drink a little beer

And I smoke a little pot

Now I’m slow go-getter

But a damn good babysitter

I don’t like liars

That’s one thing I’m not

So I drink a little beer

And I smoke a little pot

So I drink a little beer

Smoke a little pot

I learned that from Roger Miller