Paint Your Eyeballs Red

Mystic Cowboys

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Paint Your Eyeballs Red

Jump on a horse and ride ‘til it’s dead

Climb up the ladder and paint your eyeballs red

You ain’t going nowhere unless you fall outta bed

It’s a hungry town that’s full of scrambled eggs

There’s a working girl that won’t spread her legs

The bellboy in this hotel is homeless and begs

The chef is a genius with the microwave

The master architect is living in a cave

The sex therapist, can’t get laid

Jump on the horse

Ride it ‘til it’s dead

Climb up the ladder

And paint your eyeballs red

You ain’t going nowhere

‘less you fall outta bed

Dude – it’s called a rock hop